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Yuling/Josephine
22 Nov 1988

Mr Alfred Ong
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If I were a Boy


If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man

You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a boy



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if you thought dogs always mate like this:



you're wrong. lol.
a good mating involves a "tie".

it looks like that:



The male dog will mount the bitch and try to penetrate her.
in what we guys will call the doggy style position.

Upon penetrating the bitch, the male will be "locked in." What happens is that the bulbous end of the male's penis becomes greatly enlarged. At the opening of the bitch's vagina there is a sphincter muscle. As the male's penis pushes past this sphincter and enlarges inside, the sphincter muscle traps the penis. The male will ejaculate. But he cannot withdraw his penis until the swelling has subsided. This takes some time.

Occasionally, two locked dogs get twisted around so that they are rear-to-rear. This position looks very ludicrous. But it can be painful and injurious to the dogs, especially if one dog starts dragging the other. Such a situation shouldn't be permitted to happen in a supervised mating.


guess how i knew about this?

OMG LA.
yesterday i was watching Alfred Ong play audi at his place.
and i suddenly spotted his two dogs like that.
initially i thought their tails were entangled together after playing and i kept laughing at them.
Alfred even asked me to take a picture of them! LOL.
but no pics cause the dogs couldnt really keep still as they kinda were trying to drag each other.

i went to tell the tale to his mum.
and instead of laughing too, she became quite shocked.
cause she said its their way of mating. she seen it during her kampong days.

then she was quite frantic as they have already sterilised the male for so long and this did not happen before.
now we're all wondering whether after sterilisation, is this still possible?
or is there a possibility of the bitch getting pregnant? lol.

lets wait and see.. (:



{ If I were a Boy ♥ }
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